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Monday, February 6, 2012

What Kind Of Trees Do Fruit Loops Grow On?

Posted by admin on February 28, 2010

A Tropical Fruit Berry Tree…..
Very rare…
and
Hidden on an uncharted island of undisclosed location!
Peace.

Comments

19 Responses to “What Kind Of Trees Do Fruit Loops Grow On?”
  1. Mrs. Johnny Trash says:

    Silly girl, everyone KNOWS that Fruit Loops don’t grow on trees, they grow in the fields! I am in Kansas, and the fruit loops are almost ready to harvest. Ahh, this time of year, with the scent of grain and sugar in the air!

  2. Mrs. Johnny Trash says:

    Well when Kellogs named them fruit loops they made a killing. I mean I wish I was a fruity loopy too. I wish I was a Kellogs to be greatly honest. I mean look at the money they make with frosted flakes..and the such…but call them and ask..but I think they are not really fruit..lol.

  3. Hell if I know! says:

    they don’t grow on trees, they’re unicorn turds, gathered from the massive applejack plantation that strawberry shortcake and the smurfs own.

  4. Corgisru says:

    Try smelling the blossoms of Lonicera Fragrantissima, and you will have your answer. Although technically a shrub, this ungainly plant may certainly be trained into tree form if you’re so inclined.

  5. Preston Heath says:

    Actually fruit loops will grow on a cheerio tree if you use the proper fertilizer. ;-)

  6. Tashi Delek says:

    the tree next to the hoola hoop tree, across from the gay grapevines.

  7. J@HG says:

    Fruitus Loopi Arboles
    A rare tropical species found only on the grounds of mental institutions. Crazy isn’t it?

  8. Dr.H20 says:

    They put on tiny red sneakers so they can hide in cheery trees with the elephants.

  9. Cam S says:

    Rainbow bushes indigenous to San Francisco and Key West.

  10. Sisyphus was lucky says:

    If you really want to know “follow your nose… It always knows….The flavor of fruit….wherever it grows.”

  11. STFU Donnie says:

    In an artificial flavoring factory tree…

  12. Angus Beefhart says:

    Fruit Loops are the unripe fruit of the Cocopuff tree.

  13. Yu says:

    Trees from the Enchanted Forrest.

  14. E.A. Boyd says:

    Hi Dear,
    They grow on a Rainbow Tree what else!!! Hehehe My Friend.
    Your Friend,
    poppy1

  15. 'Old & Cudley' says:

    No tree….they rain down to the earth and are collected by pixies.

  16. poppy1 says:

    The fruit loop tree

  17. Too Many Tubləts™ says:

    Orange and lime trees.

  18. Anonymous says:

    rubber plants..

  19. philkill says:

    sorry i dont know

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